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#30 - 16.05.21 - BRILLIANT RETROGRADE REPOSITIONING MANEUVER SUCCESSFUL!
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#29- 15.03.15 - VENAL LIBERATED FROM COWARDLY SCUM!Victorious news from VENAL! Lead by our infallible and incredibly attractive Troika, our own Directorate of Villainous Infestation Eradication led by our Supreme Military Commanders Mandude and Staar Antolare have eradicated our inferior and cowardly hostiles from infesting The Greater Venal Resource Area! |
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#28- 29.04.12 -TENAL LIBERATED ! RAIDEN(dot) in TURMOIL !!The GLORIOUS avenging liberators of RAZOR and our CFC allies storm accross TENAL! Liberation is complete in 7 days, leaving the wreckage of RAIDEN(dot)'s destruction strewn across the region. RAZOR return in triumpg to ancestral homeland for a HISTORIC second time ! RIOTIOUS CELEBRATIONS ENSUE !! |
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#27- 03.04.12 - GLORIOUS LIBERATION OF TENAL BEGINS !After almost a year of wandering the galaxy in exile - RAZOR LEADERSHIP, tiring of endless provocations from the RAIDEN(dot) imperialist aggressor colonialist MONSTER, order GLORIOUS INVASION OF TENAL ! Panic reported in the RAIDEN(dot) ranks as the mongrels FLEE ! |
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#26- 28.03.12 - NC(dot) TITAN MASSACRE IN VENAL! - PAGE 1Following NC(dot) aggression - glorious RAZOR hero suicide tacklers lead RAZOR to victorious distruction of three hapless NC(dot) TITAN class supercapital vessels! A film of epic proportions is commissioned to commemorate the glorious heroism and dedication of our RAZOR pilots and complete INEPTITUDE of the enemy!!! |
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#26- 28.03.12 - NC(dot) TITAN MASSACRE IN VENAL! - PAGE 2Glory can't be contained to just one page! Glorious ex-MM corps join RAZOR and there is no truth to the RUMORS that subversive elements attempt to rename RAZOR to RAWRZOR, while harried RAZOR diplomats demand answers from COWARDLY NC(dot) aggressors! |
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#25- 12.03.12 - NON-INVASION OF TENAL DOESN'T BEGIN - PAGE 1RAZOR's glorious and esteemed leadership deny all baseless rumours of RAZOR invasion of Tenal home region. No ships are ocmmitted and all supercap forces are engaged in humanitarian missions of mercy across the galaxy. Rumours of systems taken and tech moons falling to RAZOR hands are FALSE lies and mininformation !! |
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#25- 12.03.12 - NON-INVASION OF TENAL DOESN'T BEGIN - PAGE 2Yes there's more ! Grumpy old RAZOR veteran Heptameron gives his views on why peace, harmony, love and tolerance should be extended to the worthless BoB-RAIDEN(dot) mongrel oppressors. Rumours of dissary and mass hysteria in Tenal are found to be unfounded ! |
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#24 - 07.07.11 - GEHI CONQUERED IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF RAZOR !4 Weeks after the successful evacuation of Tenal RAZOR's GLORIOUS and now 33.3% more ginger leadership declare GEHI offically conquered in the GLORIOUS name of Razor ! But across the galaxy a new threat rears its hideously deformed head. Beware! The age of the MONOCLE wearing class oppressor is upon us !!! |
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#23 - 06.06.11 - TENAL OVERRUN ! GLORIOUS RETREAT SOUNDED !Marauding supercapital fleets of the DRF and their LOATHEABLE lapdog allies overrun Tenal and Tribute ! RAZOR pilots ordered to heroically flee to safety. Carebears and POWs to be SHOT ! RAZOR SUPERCAP SUICIDE SQUADRON reactivated! Training begins for future shock actions against our mongrel enemies ! |
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#22 - 09.05.11 (Now Available in GLORIOUS high-res version!)Gutless mongrels of the DRF and their mercenary lackeys Pandemic Legion invade and overrun Geminate and Vale of the Silent. Tribute threatened ! Refugees flood North to escape. Benevolent RAZOR leadership open gates to Tenal and vows to defend Tribute ! Again ! |
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#21 10.11.09Shameful CAREBEARISM rampant amongst razor pilots. Sales of ratting ships skyrockets, comical losses to Guristas embarrassingly high ! Guristas REBEL at endless provocation by RAZOR carebears, and unleash ungodly terror weapon of awesome destructiveness - the Guristas Thor (a.k.a. DARWIN) Torpedo ! |
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#20 - 22.06.09 - GLORIOUS RAZOR VICTORY IN DELVE AND QUERIOUS !KenSudoku ROUTED from 0.0 as 49-U falls to victorious allied forces. Scenes of wild celebration ensue. Much kissing of pilots, exotic dancers, orphans, kittens and livestock ! Orphans liberated from HIDEOUS KenZoku slave workcamps and issued with Razor kittens. KenZoku torn apart by internal debates about future ! |
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#19 - 29.05.09Two week long enemy assault on I1Y ends in spectacular FAILURE. Mittani rouses the Goon masses with inspiring patriotic speech. KENNY ANNIHILATED ! 100 POS spammed across Querious by GKZ underlings are destroyed by allied forces. RAZOR pilots ordered to show humility towards gutless enemies ! |
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#18 - 16.05.09Top Secret new RAZOR secret weapon unleashed. GLORIOUS heroes of the RAZOR SUPERCAP SUICIDE SQUADRON (RSSS) released on unsuspecting TRI terrorists ! RSSS heroes gloriously kamikaze 5, yes 5 motherships into a STUNNED TRI and White Noise fleet to allow safe passage of RAZOR humanitarion titan mission ! |
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#17 - 08.04.09BoB/KenSudoku/Beaver/Kennyagain take 49-U after DESPICABLE name change distraction offensive. Molle heads to CAOD to make grand proclamations of victory ! Three hours later, the A.S.S.C.A.K.E. coalition launch invasion of 9CG in act of criminal aggression !The mongrels are promptly slaughtered in capital bloodbath ! |
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#16 - 17.03.09DELVE LIBERATION !! BoB BLUNDER leaves GBC fleet trapped in PR-8CA for weeks while Allied capitals obliterate BoB infrastructure across Delve and Querios ! BoB (now a.k.a. KenSudoku) finally escape once Delve and Querious are already lost! RAZOR prepare for inevitable BoB face-saving counter-attack ! |
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#16 teaser - BoB's Last SupperTo celebrate the spectacular act of betrayal by freedom fighter Haargoth Agamar, RAZOR leadership commission glorious work of fine art ! |
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#15 - 14.02.09 - PURGING OF DELVE BEGINS !BoB gloriously BETRAYED by one of their own ! BoB alliance disbanded and all sov in Delve, Querious and Period Basis lost. Dining in NOL commences ! Shrike, incredibly, loses 4th Avatar titan, breaking his own INFAMOUS record for titan losses ! BoB humiliated, again ! The GLORIOUSNESS never ends ! |
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#14 - 23.11.08 - BoB's OPERATION "MAX" OFFICIALY DECLARED FAILURE !INNOCENTS SLAUGHTERED IN 1IX!! Razor Erebus titan, packed full of starving orphan refugees fleeing Tribute is slaughtered in 1IX. Doomsday mysteriously doesn't fire ! Razor scientific BOFFINS, after hours of cruel experimentation on animals and BoB POW volunteers, replicate DD failures ! |
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#13 - 20.11.08Yet another MASSACRE of the BoB capital fleet in E-O, 51 dreads, 12 carriers and a mothership obliterated ! BoB caps withdrawn to empire to nurse their wounds ! In breath-taking change of strategy Operation "MAX" apparently downgraded from mass capital romp across the north, to mass CLOAKAGE in Tribute systems ! |
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#12 - 05.11.08Shrike triumphantly loses second Avatar Titan, only 4 days after the debacle in E-O, rruthlessly ganked in OBE! BoB capital fleet SLAUGHTERED. Again ! MYTHOS, borderline-insane Razor corp of dubious Greek origin, roam through low-sec, terrorising the GBC supply chain and slaughtering hundreds of the MALAKES ! |
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#11 - 29.10.08 Avatar class titan piloted by Shrike, alter-ogo of maniacally insane BoB overlord SirMolle gloriously SLAUGHTERED ! Largest cap fight ever seen in the history of EVE takes place in E-O, 100 GBC capitals killed in GLORIOUSLY epic BLOODBATH of epically epic scale !. Another Supercarrier dies too ! |
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#10 - 15.10.08BoB's diabolical plan to take Morsus Mihi station systems in Tribute INGLORIOUSLY fails. BoB and their pitiful mongrel allies die like flies across Tribute ! Self-aggrandising maniac Molle ENRAGED, plans change of tactics, RAZOR on alert for thrusting penetrations to the rear areas ! |
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# 9 - 03.10.08NC complacency allows DESPISED BoB enemy to ROMP at will in M-O. MM pos reinforced. BoB blockade causes mass STARVATION of children and kittens ! Colossal struggle for M-O on 29.09.08 sees 1100 pilots battle for control of M-O. Fabric of space-time ruptures. BoB win DUBIOUS Victory ! |
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# 8 - 22.09.08BoB coalition of the criminally INSANE grows ! BoB gain lower Deklein !TRI and BoB MARAUD through Vale of the Silent. HYDRA, PURE and IRON on verge of collapse ! BoB launch invasion of Tribute ! Stiff NC resistance leaves thousands of the mongrels dead in glorious weekend of CARNAGE! NC morale high ! |
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# 7 - 12.08.08Operation "MAX' picks up momentum. GLORIOUS battles in VFK and 2K- leave hundreds of the warmongering scum dead ! VFK declared impregnable, and critical in halting MAX. NOT ONE JUMP BACK order given ! With impeccable timing the evil BoB bastard horde promptly take VFK and slaughter IRON titan !! |
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# 6 - 24.07.08Operation "MAX' starts slowly. IRON thwart opening BoB advances. MAX enters PHONEY WAR stage. Mass camping of gates as glorious ROTATE-ing begins ! BOREDOM strikes - pilots languish in the stupour of ennui after hours of not-so-glorious gate camping. Alcohol, Drugs, Exotic dancers and Livestock abused ! |
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# 5 - 11.07.08 - BoB's OPERATION "MAXIMUM DAMAGE" BEGINS !Demented BoB overlord Sir Molle, in shameful act ofi Imprerialist WARMONGERING announces the impending launch of CRIMINAL invasion of NC territory, with the stated aim of eradicating all NC alliances from 0.0 space. NC war machine geared up for TITANIC life or death struggle ! Mass carebear panic ! |
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# 4 - 16.05.08 - INSURGENCY ROUTED, TRI FAILURE CASCADE ! VICTORY !TRI hilariously failure cascade and their former regions descend into chaos and TERROR ! NC obligated to enter these regions to prevent the spread of ANARCHY ! FInal Branch station system falls into NC hands. Insurgency gloriously ROUTED and slaughtered as the mongrels attempt to evacuate ! |
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# 3 - 13.05.08TRI begin to spectacularly SELF-DESTRUCT from internal pressures after Darknesss's mothership loss ! NC pressure on Branch station systems increases ! Branch stations begin to fall into NC hands ! Liberation of Branch from the foul, fetid vice of Insurgency TERROR begins ! |
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# 2 - 06.05.08 (shameful Hello Kitty carebear-pleasing version)Subversive anti-war agitator elements object to overt smackiness of previous GLORIOUS propaganda piece. 'Happy Thoughts' version created to pacify these traitorous WRETCHES while Razor internal security rounded up the gutless SCOUNDRELS for deportation to re-education camps in 6OY ! |
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# 2 - 05.05.08TRI enter war on the Insurgencian side in DESPICABLE act of betrayal ! NC forces pushed back from Branch before glorious counter-offensive begins ! Mass carrier gate-camp overrun and TRI Leader DARKNESSS loses mothership in glorious meat-grionder battle in Z-K! TRI mongrels stunned and show signs of mass morale failure ! |
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# 1 - 30.04.08 - INSURGENCY WAR BEGINS - TRI DECLARE WAR ON RAZOR !RAZOR launch purely defensive humanitarian intervention into Branch to counter growing Insurgency WARMONGERING and aggression ! RAZOR Titan betrayed and destroyed by fifth-columnist traitor! Much bloody revenge is taken! TRI titans OBLITERATE own fleets in panicked frenzies! TRULY GLORIOUS ! |
